Another conversation with God

Another conversation with God

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Deobicei nu postez astfel de lucruri, mai ales cu conotație religioasă, dar cumva susține teoria mea că religia e ceva inventat să ne facă să ne alinăm problemele, sau să dăm vina pe altcineva decât pe noi înșine. Și acesta este un exemplu prin care oamenii găsesc explicații divine în aproape orice situație. Ele devin virale, toată lumea le repostează, iar concluzia e deobicei că Dumnezeu e mare și bun. Cei ce sunt buni creștini pot spune că povestea e adevărată și exact așa gândește Dumnezeu, pentru toți ceilalți e o explicație menită să te amăgească, să te facă să crezi că se poate și mai rău. Dar ca să nu fiu rău complet, țin să menționez că eu cred în “God” dar probabil am un mod mai altfel de a crede, dar îmi plac sărbătorile religioase și nu îmi place postul, dar nenea din conversația de mai jos clar a fost ghinionist în ziua respectivă.

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A CONVERSATION WITH GOD

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won’t get mad … … … …
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Hmmm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I’m Sorry God

God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children…

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